Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Kids say the darndest things.

I just wanted to share with you a few of the things my precious little boy has started saying. Enjoy!


I said, "Let's go to bed", He said "Do you want me to punch you?" Hmmm...let me think about it.


I walked in on him with Betty (our dog) in a headlock, I said "Let her go right now", He said "Get me something to drink and I will." Already has his bargaining down to an art.



I picked him up from school, he says, "I want to give you to someone else." I proceeded to cry internally.



I pick him up from school/day care, he tells me he wants to go to McDonalds, I don't feel like it so I tell him that it is closed, he proceeds to cry his eyes out and then through his tears he says, "My Mom is a liar." Wow, that hurt :(




The following is not meant to offend anyone:




I told Walker to quit moving around in his car seat, he tells me, "I can't, you are driving like a retard." He got that word from his Dad. Note to self: change vocabulary.



Don't get me wrong, I love my little angel more than my own life, but sometimes I worry about the hell he will unleash on me in his teen years. Am I right to think that my smart-mouthed 3 year old is going to be something of a firecracker in his formative years???




"Hell hath no fury like a red-head with a "What are you going to do about it?" attitude." ~Yours Truly



10 comments:

Aaron, Amber, & Raelye said...

OMG I laughed my ass off! I'm already trying to make adjustments to my vocab so it won't catch back up with me. Its hard not to yell "Damn it Lucy" at the cat at least every couple of hours.

JOHNNIE said...

Oh my gosh!!! I am laughing so hard that I have tears!! I shudder to think of the terror that Walker and Tenley could inflict if they were to ever team up! What will they say next??

Teddi Lauren said...

OMG i laughed so hard when reading those!! he is so darn cute!

LauraLoo said...

ahahah! Oh Jenny Jenny Jenny it sounds like the best is yet to come! I mean if Billy Cosby still had his "kids say the darndest things" show your kid would rule that show! I love it! Good luck momma! Your a great momma, you just have a smart little red head sponge!

Jenny Wilson said...

I'm glad you girls got a kick out of my kid harassing me with his words ;)

Staci Danford said...

I have been so busy lately that I haven't had a chance to read all the blogs I love.. I'm spending this afternoon catching up. I read all the ones I was behind on.. What wonderful fun your bus trip looked like, and I am totally jealous of the pool.. I'm still dreaming for mine... And as for little Walker... I can tell you that I have a teenage daughter that has only gotten to be a better smart ass with age. haha She started off at 2 and has only improved. hee hee
Staci

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