Kids say the darndest things.

I just wanted to share with you a few of the things my precious little boy has started saying. Enjoy!

I said, "Let's go to bed", He said "Do you want me to punch you?" Hmmm...let me think about it.

I walked in on him with Betty (our dog) in a headlock, I said "Let her go right now", He said "Get me something to drink and I will." Already has his bargaining down to an art.

I picked him up from school, he says, "I want to give you to someone else." I proceeded to cry internally.

I pick him up from school/day care, he tells me he wants to go to McDonalds, I don't feel like it so I tell him that it is closed, he proceeds to cry his eyes out and then through his tears he says, "My Mom is a liar." Wow, that hurt :(

The following is not meant to offend anyone:

I told Walker to quit moving around in his car seat, he tells me, "I can't, you are driving like a retard." He got that word from his Dad. Note to self: change vocabulary.

Don't get me wrong, I love my little angel more than my own life, but sometimes I worry about the hell he will unleash on me in his teen years. Am I right to think that my smart-mouthed 3 year old is going to be something of a firecracker in his formative years???

"Hell hath no fury like a red-head with a "What are you going to do about it?" attitude." ~Yours Truly